Thursday, March 1, 2007

WHERE IS THE WORLD HEADING


WHERE IS THE WORLD GOING



Jesus Christ of Nazareth is now Jesus Christ of Gulu. The Son of God was smoked out in the northern Ugandan town last week. I swear I am not making this up, people saw him chilling on an MTN mast, Bible in one hand and waving the other hand blessedly.Iwas passing and i hear it was just too ballistic. Mbu the Son of God still had the original 'channel O' beard that we have since become accustomed to.
He also spotted that long hair only that this time he had warped it into a ponytail. He did not speak to anybody (Why can't he speak if He is the One that people are waiting for). He just stood there raising his hand in the air and waving it like he just didn't care!
I wish i was a Thomas, I would have asked for an autograph. However, there's an interesting twist to this story. I've witnessed that, it was only children who had the optical liberty to actually see him. However much adults stared atop the MTN mast, they could not catch a glimpse of Jesus.
For sure even if you had the Besigye's 'eye power' you could not see a thing/the Jesus people where talking about. Even the whole priest took his time from a distance to come and tell people that it is seen from afar the so Jesus of Nazareth, i wonder where how some of our servants of God are Preaching, even some believers they said they saw Him.
The other prerequisite for seeing Jesus was that you had to be virgin or chaste. I now know why some of the strong believers did not see him! Could it be that they are not serving Him rightiously or not? In fact am revering this to Mathew 24:7 about the coming of Jesus and how he will be descending as many shall be decieved with this kind of hipocrites/falls prophecy.
I even learnt that most of the kids also did not see!!! You may believe Jesus' Gulu appearance but as a bright believer, I beg to differ on this whole circus. That chap in Gulu can never have been Jesus but can be the Lusifar of this world appearing inform of Jesus to devour his people since the coming of the Son of Man is drawing near and near. It definitely was someone else.
Now what I am going to write next is very important. Jesus was brutally murdered by the Romans on the 1st of January 1AD at the tender age of 33. Today, he would be exactly 2040 years of age and two months. However, the guy they describe in Gulu was a youthful guy so it cannot be the Son of God. If he had a walking stick, a bend and massive grey hair, then those Gulu conspiracy theorists would have a story.
Jesus was an equal opportunity person so there's no way he would choose to appear on an MTN mast when he very well knows that there are other networks like Celtel Uganda and UTL. But to me Jesus coming no body know the time, hour, day, month, year, nor even the angels in Heave do know, its only the Father/God who knows the day. They claim that Jesus was holding a Bible in one hand while blessing the masses with the other.
Now let's get serious here. What on earth would Jesus the Son of God need a Bible for? Summarise it to say that the Gulu person was not Jesus. Had that been the Son of God, he wouldn't be climbing masts in Gulu. A mast would remind him of the cross at Calvary and the suffering that he underwent during the time of his crufixition!
Let me remind the one that believe in God. If that was Jesus there would be alot of lightning, thunders, signs, wonders, miracles that some people has not seen, and earthuarke even if it happens after the earthquark the previous day before that happens and would have had a meeting with the only Ugandan with God's mobile number.
He would also visit Pastors and among other things they would discuss about his coming and what should be done for people to enter the Kingdom of God. I swear this has nothing to do with Lake Galilee!). Yes, its true Gulu needs Jesus but should he land on a mast and then disappear without visiting the IDPs or talking to Uncle Joseph? Never, and never. Coming soon, wait!!

1 comment:

Unknown said...

This not true, I mean.. reallyy. It just couldnt happen. Not in our present day at least