WHERE IS THE WORLD HEADING

WHERE IS THE WORLD GOING

Jesus Christ of Nazareth is now Jesus Christ of Gulu. The Son of God was smoked out in the northern Ugandan town last week. I swear I am not making this up, people saw him chilling on an MTN mast, Bible in one hand and waving the other hand blessedly.Iwas passing and i hear it was just too ballistic. Mbu the Son of God still had the original 'channel O' beard that we have since become accustomed to.

He also spotted that long hair only that this time he had warped it into a ponytail. He did not speak to anybody (Why can't he speak if He is the One that people are waiting for). He just stood there raising his hand in the air and waving it like he just didn't care!

I wish i was a Thomas, I would have asked for an autograph. However, there's an interesting twist to this story. I've witnessed that, it was only children who had the optical liberty to actually see him. However much adults stared atop the MTN mast, they could not catch a glimpse of Jesus.

For sure even if you had the Besigye's 'eye power' you could not see a thing/the Jesus people where talking about. Even the whole priest took his time from a distance to come and tell people that it is seen from afar the so Jesus of Nazareth, i wonder where how some of our servants of God are Preaching, even some believers they said they saw Him.

The other prerequisite for seeing Jesus was that you had to be virgin or chaste. I now know why some of the strong believers did not see him! Could it be that they are not serving Him rightiously or not? In fact am revering this to Mathew 24:7 about the coming of Jesus and how he will be descending as many shall be decieved with this kind of hipocrites/falls prophecy.

I even learnt that most of the kids also did not see!!! You may believe Jesus' Gulu appearance but as a bright believer, I beg to differ on this whole circus. That chap in Gulu can never have been Jesus but can be the Lusifar of this world appearing inform of Jesus to devour his people since the coming of the Son of Man is drawing near and near. It definitely was someone else.

Now what I am going to write next is very important. Jesus was brutally murdered by the Romans on the 1st of January 1AD at the tender age of 33. Today, he would be exactly 2040 years of age and two months. However, the guy they describe in Gulu was a youthful guy so it cannot be the Son of God. If he had a walking stick, a bend and massive grey hair, then those Gulu conspiracy theorists would have a story.

Jesus was an equal opportunity person so there's no way he would choose to appear on an MTN mast when he very well knows that there are other networks like Celtel Uganda and UTL. But to me Jesus coming no body know the time, hour, day, month, year, nor even the angels in Heave do know, its only the Father/God who knows the day. They claim that Jesus was holding a Bible in one hand while blessing the masses with the other.

Now let's get serious here. What on earth would Jesus the Son of God need a Bible for? Summarise it to say that the Gulu person was not Jesus. Had that been the Son of God, he wouldn't be climbing masts in Gulu. A mast would remind him of the cross at Calvary and the suffering that he underwent during the time of his crufixition!

Let me remind the one that believe in God. If that was Jesus there would be alot of lightning, thunders, signs, wonders, miracles that some people has not seen, and earthuarke even if it happens after the earthquark the previous day before that happens and would have had a meeting with the only Ugandan with God's mobile number.

He would also visit Pastors and among other things they would discuss about his coming and what should be done for people to enter the Kingdom of God. I swear this has nothing to do with Lake Galilee!). Yes, its true Gulu needs Jesus but should he land on a mast and then disappear without visiting the IDPs or talking to Uncle Joseph? Never, and never. Coming soon, wait!!

It’s all in the name of love

It’s all in the name....?

Sweetheart, darling, honey, mummy, taata baby, ssebo... What you choose to call your better half is entirely up to you as long as it doesn't antagonise your relationship.

Love really is so strange, as Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers echoed out. While they may have resorted to referring to their lovers as “baby”, “lover boy”, many of us have gladly settled for pet names like "Taata Junior", "daddy", and "mummy".

Cultural call.

In most cases you find that when a lady/girl/woman name it, come to join in one family or making friendship/lover, you find they are using funny names, that can bring alot of romance to each other, but in my view i think people just do it for the sake of respecting others name.

I one time met some guy who told the girl friend that used to called him with his local name, i mean family name, what the guy say was so contraversal to me because you really wonder what type of relationship they are having, "Are you my mom who gave me that name?" Foolish, to hell with you.

Now, can that words really makes someone to chucked the girl? What could be the logic behind this? Send your comments about this.

"Emotions aside, pet names are engineered by the need to show a partner respect, especially in front of the children. In the setting of a typical African home, it's as rare as hen's teeth for a wife to call her husband by his name. Since endearments such as "sweetie", or "honey" may be distasteful in some families, the good old traditional ones come in handy."

Dealing with conflicts in your relationship

If you're in an honest relationship, you will have disagreements ,if you're privileged to be with someone who speaks his mind,you have tension.The issue is not whether there will be conflict but how you will deal with it. Because conflict is inevitable, work on the following steps for dealing with it;

Don't turn conflicts into acatastrophe.It doesn't mean the marriage is over.Infact,an honest encounter may have just begun,and that's a powerful starting point for a meaningful relationship.

You can't have the sweetness of romantic love without the saltiness of tension at times.It's best not to label conflicts as bad; it's part of the relationship. Talk about issues ahead of time,not just when things are heated. Rehearse it. Develop a strategy for how you will listen to each other and address the issues.

This is hard in the middle of a struggle, but later you can discuss how silly some of your fights have been.Agree to lighten things up to next time you feel the situation getting heated.Awink or aile can defuse the situation. While you read this and comment on it, you will also discover some secrets below. Read on;

Donot say you were not warned against polygamy
Polygamy is a situation where a man 'marries' more than one woman or 'wife'. This is characterised by aspects such as competition, unhappiness, hatred, envy and incidentally death among the different 'women'/'wives' seeking to attract attention of the 'husband'.

Polygamy is associated with economic constraints since a number of responsibilities is involved, like school fess for the children, the general welfare of the families to mention but afew.

Lastly, for those seeking true relationships, it is not worth to share a man for love. For the single ones out there, watch out for this trap. Once you get in, it will be very difficult getting out! Do not say that you were not warned.

Polygamy is known not only to affect the wives and numerous children, but also to tamper with ones health and general psychological well being.